Mitch McConnell Shatters Personal Record with 25-Hour Blank Stare, Inspired by Cory Booker’s Filibuster 
Cory Booker’s 17-Hour Education Filibuster Ends in Epic April Fools’ Prank: “I Had You All!” 
BREAKING: Pam Bondi releases all Epstein Files, announces arrest of all 366 of Epstein’s clients 
BREAKING: April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous 
BREAKING: Scientists discover that chickens lay more eggs when you stop killing billions of them for no reason 
BREAKING: White House schedules Biden’s first State of the Union speech for shortly after he dies
WASHINGTON, DC—The White House has scheduled President Biden's first State of the Union speech to be delivered to a joint...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
OP-ED: Cuomo should resign for sexual misconduct only if another 10,000 accusers come forward
You’re probably very familiar by now with the recent scandal that’s been plaguing NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over the past...
Moms relieved Pepé Le Pew is canceled so their kids can get back to watching ‘Wet Ass Pussy’ in peace
US—Moms around the country are relieved that the Loony Toons character Pepé Le Pew has been cancelled so their kids...
Call for recently laid off HuffPo writers
Dear laid off Huffington Post writers, we know you're hurt and struggling in this time of flux, but there are...
Biden approval rating surges after he’s replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself
US—President Biden's approval rating has surged after he was replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself yesterday. The move came...
Disney releases first oppressed princess Meghan doll
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has released the first oppressed princess Meghan doll—a new line of toys marketed to young girls....
Dems celebrate ‘Make Women History’ Month through sex-selective abortion rights
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats celebrated "Make Women History" Month by promoting the elimination of all women through sex-selective abortion and other progressive...
Biden signs executive order banning all viruses and diseases on Earth
WASHINGTON, DC—In what many are hailing as nothing short of a miracle, President Biden signed an executive order today banning...
AOC orders her steaks medium because large steaks aren’t eco-friendly
BROOKLYN—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) does not mess around when she goes out to eat. She is fully masked and she...
Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’
WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...
