Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
FACT CHECK: Only 999,992 people were at the Million MAGA March
WASHINGTON DC--Once again, Republicans and Trump supporters have been proven to be lying liars and they only had 999,992 people...
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BREAKING: Mysterious 50-foot sea monster terrorizes Democrats on the East Coast
WASHINGTON DC--A mysterious 50-foot sea monster made landfall today and terrorized Democrats all day causing many to flee the US...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton demands to know why DNC didn’t cheat this hard for her
SAQUAHENNATCH, NY—Former Democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton is demanding to know why her party didn't cheat this hard for...
Biden responds to baseless claims of fraud: ‘I stole this election fair and square’
WASHINGTON DC—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden has finally responded to the baseless claims of election and voter fraud in a press...
Pope congratulates Biden on being first Catholic US president to support killing babies
VATICAN—Pope Francis called self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden to congratulate him on being the first Catholic US president to support the...
Democrats handing out ‘Unity’ Molotov cocktails in case they lose election court cases
PHILADELPHIA—Representatives of the Biden/Harris campaign and the Democratic National Committee have been distributing "Unity"-branded Molotov cocktails so supporters will be...
CNN creates list of NFL teams who have not ‘acknowledged the Eagles are Superbowl LV Champions’
Yesterday, Brianna Keilar, the host of CNN's "Right Now" put up a list of NFL teams who have not publicly,...
Biden celebrates Veterans Day by thanking all the Civil War heroes who voted for him
GETTYSBURG, PA--Self-proclaimed president-elect Joe Biden made a trip to Gettysburg National Battlefield to honor all the Civil War heroes who...
Kamala Harris retracts call for ‘equal outcomes’ now that she won
US—Kamala Harris, has retracted her demand for "equal outcomes" made just before the election now that she has been declared...
BREAKING: Corrupt FBI to investigate corrupt Michigan election
DETROIT—The corrupt Federal Bureau of Investigation will investigate the corrupt Michigan election in order to assure all Americans that the...
