BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing a mask during the Egyptian...
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BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American
WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald Trump sent the bill back...
New study finds people who support socialism were more likely to be sniffing glue during economics class
STANFORD, CA—Researchers at The Hoover Institution at Stanford University recently published one of the most groundbreaking studies yet on economics....
Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA
SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden's pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a culture changing announcement upon taking...
BREAKING: Biden taps Elmo to head Department of Education
WASHINGTON, DC—Sources confirmed on Monday that President-Elect Joe Biden has selected Elmo to head the Department of Education. “I think...
BREAKING: Pelosi announces ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ certificates in lieu of COVID stimulus
WASHINGTON DC—Congress was set to send all Americans checks for COVID relief but at the last minute Speaker of the...
BREAKING: Trump declares White House ‘autonomous zone’ so he can be president another 4 years
WASHINGTON, DC—It’s no secret that President Trump and his team of lawyers have been utilizing every possible legal and constitutional...
Andrew Yang invents smart way to determine whether people have had COVID vaccine
SILICON VALLEY—Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative invention of his which tells people whether you've received the...
BREAKING: Biden threatens to withhold aid to US until agent investigating his son is fired
WASHINGTON DC--True to form, president-Elect Joe Biden has threatened to withhold $1 trillion in aid to the United States until...
BREAKING: Texas issues ‘stay at home’ order for entire state of California
AUSTIN—Amid the current rampant pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued an urgent "stay at home" order to all of...
