Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
Mike Pence gets millions of atheists to pray to God he becomes president
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence's theocratic dictatorship is nearly complete. One of the final pieces to the puzzle was getting...
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Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for 4th straight Halloween
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States for the fourth straight...
Trump eulogizes KKK Cyclops just like Biden to get media to stop calling him racist
WASHINGTON DC—President Donald Trump has given a eulogy for the KKK Cyclops and recruiter Senator Robert C. Byrd just like...
Cuomo invites Trump and Melania to 5-star NY nursing home after testing positive for COVID
ALBANY, NY—In an act of undeniable compassion, Governor Cuomo has reached out to President Donald Trump and First Lady and...
Senator Feinstein, Amy Coney Barrett seen thrift store shopping together, snag retro Halloween costumes
Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett says she and Senator Feinstein ran into each other at the Buffalo Exchange thrift...
BREAKING: Trump hasn’t denounced white supremacy in last 6.2 seconds
(FOX NEWS) President Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the last 6.2 seconds, which clearly means that he...
Harris/Biden campaign releases substitute list for Joe Biden for next debate
You can suggest your own substitutes for Sleepy Joe in the comments below After not quite defeating Donald J Trump...
China surprised to learn NY and CA kids have been better indoctrinated than their kids
The CCP has a lot to celebrate these days. First they introduced COVID-19 to the world and produced not only...
Chris Wallace replaced by mother of toddlers in next presidential debate
CLEVELAND—After an utter failure of moderator Chris Wallace to control the first presidential debate, organizers have replaced him with someone...
Debates spark run on Biden look-alike puppies at kennels and pounds across America
“There is never going to be enough to fill the demand. At least until after the election,” Gillian Jacoby of...
