Local man dies from plume of neighbor’s disgusting new perfume 
Senators advised not to wear their Qipaos while speaking about China tariffs 
BREAKING: Amy Coney Barrett gets face tattoos in solidarity with MS-13 gang members 
Local dad makes sure kids don’t waste pennies leaving lights on so he can waste thousands in crypto 
BREAKING: People who want to tax cow farts are upset about Trump’s tariffs 
BREAKING: Chicago mob protests democratically elected candidate in order to ‘save democracy’
CHICAGO—A group of residents, self-proclaimed as the "Chicago Mob," has taken it upon themselves to protest the democratically elected President Donald...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Kamala Harris demands to know why the DNC didn’t cheat as hard for her as they did for Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the political world by storm with her latest demand: she wants to know...
Ghost of Peanut the Squirrel Makes Spirited Appearance at Trump Acceptance Speech
In a truly unexpected twist during his acceptance speech, former President Donald Trump was joined by an ethereal guest—none other...
BREAKING: Democrats argue that Trump can’t be president again because it would be his third term
WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats, furious about the Donald Trump election victory, are claiming that he can't be president again because it would...
BREAKING: DOJ to indict 72 million Americans for interfering in the election by voting for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Justice (DOJ) has announced that it will be indicting 72 million Americans for interfering in the...
FLASH FLOOD WARNING in Several U.S. Cities Due to Liberal Tears Following Trump Victory
(New York, NY) — The National Weather Service has issued an urgent flash flood warning as record-breaking liberal tears inundate...
REPORT: 15 million Biden voters tragically died again before they could vote for Kamala Harris
Washington, D.C. — In an unexpected turn of events, the Harris campaign was dealt a heavy blow today as it...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris given her old job at McDonald’s following election loss
Oakland, CA — In the wake of a tumultuous election, Kamala Harris has reportedly rejoined the workforce at an Oakland...
BREAKING: Liz Cheney receives deployment orders to Iran following Trump 2024 election victory
WASHINGTON, DC—Former Representative Liz Cheney was recently surprised by an unexpected call to service following President Trump's 2024 victory. Just...
BREAKING: Donald Trump indicted for winning the 2024 election
WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for winning the 2024 presidential election. The news has sent shockwaves through...
