BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
As states reopen, Democrats threaten to stay at home and do nothing, just like before COVID
As states across the country set to reopen after the unprecedented COVID-19 shutdown, Democrats have threatened to stay at home...
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California spends $14 trillion on police hovercrafts to catch quarantine-breaking surfers
California Governor Gavin Newsom has probably taken the most drastic measures of any state in the world to fight COVID-19....
Cuomo orders Murder Hornets to be placed in nursing homes
The same government officials who encouraged trade with China, resulting in yet another viral pandemic from the Communist Regime, is...
CDC warns second wave of COVID-based celebrity virtue signaling will be worse than the first
We already reported that the CDC has warned Americans to be prepared for a second wave of inflated COVID death...
Cuomo blames COVID for NYC crime wave caused by his early felon release
Cuomo just released another thousand or so violent felons into the population to keep them safe. Crime skyrockets and a...
Bill Gates to play himself as the next Bond supervillain
Details on the hotly anticipated Bond 25 have been revealed for the first time- with evil genius billionaire Bill Gates...
Mayor Lightfoot defends professional family photoshoot during COVID lockdown
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, a Democrat, defended getting her family together for a family photoshoot despite local photographers being forced...
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
DEARBORN, MI — With the Vespa mandarinia, or better known as "murder hornets," arrival in the United States, some hornets...
VIDEO: How to feel good about yourself for obeying corrupt politicians and listening to lying media
This is a wonderful example of how we should all behave in the new normal of a COVID world. JP...
