Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Democratic Governors celebrate Independence Day by locking everyone in their basements
East Lansing, MI—Just as COVID-19 restrictions are being lifted across the nation, Democratic governors are celebrating Independence Day by locking...
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Washington Redskins officially change name to Washington Rednecks to not be racist
LANDOVER, MD—The Washington Redskins are changing their name following renewed pressure from activists and corporations, the team announced Friday. A team...
NFL to replace first half of 2020 games with live performance of Hamilton the musical
The NFL, in its latest step amid the national unrest and protests since the May 25 death of George Floyd,...
Joe Biden confuses July 4th with Ghislaine Maxwell funeral
The presumptive Democrat nominee for President Joe Biden escaped from his basement again and managed to hold a rally with...
Dozens shocked by the upcoming suicide of Ghislaine Maxwell
Dozens of people scattered throughout the world were shocked to hear of the upcoming suicide of Jeffrey Epstein madame Ghislaine...
CHAZ/CHOP protesters back to occupying their parents’ basements again
SEATTLE—After Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan ruthlessly took back the perfect communist utopia of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ, also known...
Seattle bullies knock down little kids’ fort, take all their soy milk
SEATTLE—Several little kids went home crying to their mommies after some neighborhood bullies knocked down their little fort in the...
Local homeless man hasn’t picked up his white privilege check in months
AUSTIN, TX—Local homeless man Bobby Duphrane has not picked up his white privilege check in months. As a result, he...
Celebrities show support for ‘Defund the Police’ by adding dozens more security guards
We all recognize Hollywood represents the best humanity has to offer. We know that because they tell us every day....
Mayor Lightfoot assures us all 300 killed this year in Chicago will be able to vote by mail in November
Another 125 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend with 18 more dying. Mayor Lori Lightfoot says that people...
