BRILLIANT: Tesla unveils ‘Original’ and ‘Extra Crispy’ models 
Mitch McConnell Shatters Personal Record with 25-Hour Blank Stare, Inspired by Cory Booker’s Filibuster 
Cory Booker’s 17-Hour Education Filibuster Ends in Epic April Fools’ Prank: “I Had You All!” 
BREAKING: Pam Bondi releases all Epstein Files, announces arrest of all 366 of Epstein’s clients 
BREAKING: April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous 
Gov Whitmer mandates beekeeper suits for everyone in public until murder hornet threat subsides
EAST LANSING — Governor Gretchen Whitmer has issued a new protective order for the state in the wake of murder...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Alex Jones releases new critically acclaimed cookbook ‘Grilling your neighbors’
It all started with a crazed rant on Alex Jones’ real and unfiltered television show, where he described sizing up...
As fear of coronavirus declines, Dr. Fauci orders the release of the murder hornets
As fear of the deadly pandemic COVID-19 declines across the globe, Dr. Anthony Fauci has order the release of the...
Newsom reminds Californians to only go outside to poop on the sidewalk
In a stern warning amid the raging COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Gavin Newsom issued a reminder for Californians only to go...
In confusing speech, Joe Biden taps Joe Biden as his running mate
This morning, on the NBC Nightly News, Joe Biden finally ended his exhaustive search for a VP candidate. All those...
YouTube removes all videos that contradict the WHO including all WHO videos because the WHO contradicts the WHO
In a bold move of censorship in support of medical tyranny, Google's Internet video giant YouTube has made it a...
Justin Trudeau bans 1,500 types of flu and coronavirus from Canada
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced a ban on some 1,500 strains of "assault-type" influenza and coronavirus in Canada, effective immediately....
Facebook’s new ‘Care-n’ react sends people directly to concentration camps
ST. LOUIS—Facebook users everywhere, especially those named Karen, are excited about a new feature that allows them to report people...
BREAKING: De Blasio has instructed NYPD to invade Poland
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has instructed the New York Police Department to invade Poland, breaking several peacetime...
BREAKING: Fauci admits to using Common Core math on wildly inaccurate COVID models
The top health expert in the world, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has been rocked with allegations that he used Common Core...
