Nick Saban urges Senate to save college football by returning to paying players under the table
Trump Confirms Reflecting Pool Filled With 100% Ethically-Sourced Liberal Tears
BREAKING: Trump’s Refurbished Reflecting Pool Mysteriously Reflects Only His Face
BREAKING: Becerra Rockets to Top of California Gubernatorial Polls After Debuting Nazi Tattoo
California Vows To Keep Counting Votes Until Pratt & Hilton Are Eliminated
SACRAMENTO—California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed an executive order Saturday allowing inmates to be released from prison immediately if they don't "identify" as a...
WILMINGTON, DE—After months of forcing her senior-citizen husband Joe Biden into the public spotlight despite his declining cognitive inabilities, Jill...
(CNN)—Leading congressional Democrats are calling for the withdrawal of President Trump's Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett after evidence has...
US--Democrats across the country have declared President Trump's third Supreme Court Justice nominee Amy Coney Barrett racist for only having...
Democratic senators on the Senate Judiciary Committee have chucked their white suits and dresses for more appropriate attire, wearing Roman...
BEIJING—Xi Jinping and all of his advisors have pinky-promised to lower their country’s emissions by the year 2069. The promise...
The Mars company announced today they are 'Racist No More' and have signed Barack Obama to replace the outdated Uncle...
WORSCHESTER, PA—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden says that his white supremacy is "okay" because he is black. "C'mon man! You...
The educational program Hooked on Phonics has released an innovative new course entitled "How to Argue Like a Liberal," complete...
WASHINGTON DC—The civil rights #metoo campaign, which was pivotal in the fight against literal Hitler Brett Kavanaugh has changed its...
