BREAKING: Trump responds to Comey’s ‘8647’ post with ‘FAFO’ post 
BREAKING: New York City Replaces Statue of Liberty with Provocative ‘Statue of Black Karen’ 
Doctors Relieved Biden’s Prostate Nodule Was Just CNN’s Jake Tapper 
Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white 
Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope 
New Yorkers praise Cuomo’s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on Trump
New Yorkers across the state are praising Governor Andrew Cuomo's unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on President Trump—from lack of...
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BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans have died from COVID-19; it’s time to panic
The CDC estimates that as of March 30, there have been at least 39 million cases, 400,000 hospitalizations and 24,000 deaths...
BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
STUDY: Most quarantined people pretty much okay never interacting with all the annoying people out there
Who can forget the scenes of thousands of Chinese citizens going about their business wearing surgical masks? Some round, some...
Feminists cry sexism as Covid 19 disproportionately infects men
Globally, feminists have been triggered. It turns out, as fate would have it, that the Coronavirus is disproportionately infecting men....
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans agree to give you some of your money
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Treasury Secretary Steven T. Mnuchin reached a deal Friday on an economic stimulus package to...
DNC to include coronavirus in next debate to ‘make things interesting’
Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday suggested there should be no more televised debates for the remainder of the...
BREAKING: Coronavirus is afraid of coming into contact with Joe Biden
The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures...
Kathy Griffin hospitalized with ‘unbearably painful’ case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Now here at GT, we try not to go gloat over the misfortune of others. However, we do make exceptions....
BREAKING: Sinaloa Cartel offers to move all their drug manufacturing to the United States
Supply chain management, just-in-time inventory, and globalization have made the United States vulnerable to outside and unpredictable forces. Some of...
