Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
POLL: Nearly 1% of Americans still believe the crazy conspiracy theory that Epstein killed himself
In a shocking PewPew Poll, nearly 1 percent of respondents said that they actually believe the absurd, inconceivable, crazy conspiracy...
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Virginia passes bill to stop drunk driving accidents by taking sober drivers off the road
Virginia Democrats are wasting no time changing the world for the better. They've already outlawed mass shootings and are set...
Study finds that the color white is the root of all the world’s problems
Finally, the prestigious British Medical Journal has discovered the cause of all the world's turmoil, inequality, despair, poverty, ignorance, and...
American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN
It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...
REPORT: Iran drops to 2nd in places that hate America behind #1 Portland, Oregon
Video uploaded to Twitter shows Iranian students attending Tehran’s Behesti University carefully walking around the United States and Israeli flags...
LSU slammed for hatefully winning a football game that President Trump attended
The Twitter mob rightfully condemned actor Vince Vaughn for shaking hands with President Trump at the 2020 College Football National...
16 most woke college mascot changes for 2020
With the college championship game being dominated by teams whose mascots are the vicious predators known as the tiger, many...
Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’
Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of "being the black guy"...
Greta Thunberg sending dehydrated water to areas devastated by global warming drought
In a new scientific research study supported by the UN and Greta Thunberg's Ass-Burger's White Privilege Supremacy Fund, dehydrated water...
Glacier NP replaces ‘Gone by 2020’ signs with ‘scientific predictions are racist’
The signs at Glacier National Park warning that its signature glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being changed to...
