BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
New York declares State of Emergency because it’s filled with New Yorkers
Coronavirus has the world on edge, markets roiled, oil crashing, and toilet paper selling for $50/roll. GT has plenty on...
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China finds innovative way to kill dissidents disguised as coronavirus patients in collapsable hotels
It seems China is always in the news these days. The trade wars, supply chain exclusivity, their alleged coming collapse,...
Biden to end racism by exclusively imprisoning white people minding their own business
Let's face it, Stop and Frisk is a hot-button issue rife with racial overtones. And Joe Biden has always supported...
Bernie ‘pretty sure’ corruption will end when we give the corrupt government more power
Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he's sick of the corruption in government and that he's "pretty sure"...
New DNC debate standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from the face of the Earth
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) on Friday announced new qualifying standards for the upcoming Arizona debate that will eliminate Tulsi...
Greta Thunberg threatens to release more coronavirus to further lower global CO2
While Bill Gates has been disappointed that his population control coronavirus hasn't killed off as many people as he had...
BREAKING: Sen Schumer becomes ‘made guy’ in Genovese Crime Family after threatening SCOTUS Justices
In a remarkable tirade yesterday, Chuck Schumer threatened the very lives of two Supreme Court Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Neil...
Buttigieg gets behind Biden as primary heats up
Super Tuesday was a massive voting night for a large part of the USA. While Republican President Donald J Trump...
BREAKING: Warren drops out of presidential race; to run only for Commander in Chief
Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president has shocked the US political landscape by withdrawing...
Greta Thunberg introduces her zero-emissions car with tailpipes on the inside
There are just so many ways to fight climate change and every day new solutions seem to be popping up....
