Liberal projectile tears found to be the source of water on the moon 
BREAKING: Trump cancels Global Warming in latest executive order 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty following Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: 8 inches of global warming dumped on South Louisiana 
BREAKING: World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in 4 years 
Urban Dictionary to add 347,823 new non-binary pronouns in 2020 in order to alleviate confusion
In a stunning revelation, the New Urban Dictionary is about to reveal almost 350,000 new Woke non-binary pronouns simply because...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
To save time Bernie will only declare things he doesn’t want to control from now on
Democratic socialist and Democratic favorite in the 2020 presidential primary Bernie Sanders has been on a tear recently, laying out...
Democrats to impeach Trump for Democrats withholding Puerto Rican disaster aid
With the attempt to impeach Trump by claiming he is unfit, using the Russian Steele Dossier, and other attempts not...
Pentagon replaces go-to torture waterboarding with endless video of Adam Schiff speeches
The Pentagon has replaced their former go-to torture method, waterboarding, with endless video recordings of Representative Adam Schiff speeches. The...
Tulsi Gabbard placed on suicide watch after suing Hillary Clinton for defamation
The FBI and several correctional facilities including the jail where Jeffrey Epstein was killed have put US Representative Tulsi Gabbard...
BREAKING: Schiff announces he has evidence so secret that he hasn’t even made it up yet
In a troubling turn of events for the Trump legal team, US Representative Adam Schiff is making a strong case...
Pete Buttigieg arrested for stealing random people’s hamburgers
Mayor Pete's presidential campaign may be on the line after he was arrested for running around town stealing random people's...
BREAKING: Tom Steyer has announced he is still in the presidential race
Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer has announced that his is still in the presidential race despite a persistent struggle to...
BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
Yale to offer only LGBTQ Studies courses next year to ensure diversity
In a brave and stunning new dictate from the Chancellor of Yale University, Dr. Virtu Signalton, every professor has been...
