‘Trump Can’t Buy Me for $5,000,’ Says Local Man Who Got Experimental Jab for a Free Donut 
AOC Asks How 9/11 Victims ‘Died in Alphabetical Order’ During Memorial Reading 
Yes, Black Lives Matter… Unless They Disagree with Liberals 
9/11 Drone Show to Recreate Perfectly Intact Hijacker Passport Escaping Fiery Inferno 
NCAA Rules Michigan May Keep Playing Until They Win 
Public schools to replace Dodgeball with rubber bullets this fall
Luckily, gyms throughout this great nation of ours are empty, so they can be remodeled for the fall season. In...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Bill de Blasio’s daughter arrested for impersonating Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
The daughter of Mayor Bill de Blasio, Chiara, has been arrested for trying to impersonate US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)...
Local courts flooded with Karens demanding name change
After recent events giving Karens a bad name, Karens across the fruited plains of America have inundated municipal civil courts...
Looting-free zone signs introduced as protest countermeasures in major cities
As cities across the countries burn, calls for greater police action in suppressing peaceful yet violent protests have been met...
STUDY: 66% of rioters are zombies previously killed by COVID-19
This coronavirus does things to people nobody could have possibly predicted. We already know it makes you smell funny and...
Minnesota man dies from coronavirus shortly after police officer kills him
A Minneapolis Police spokesman has reported that George Floyd, who died Monday after a bystander video showed him begging for...
REPORT: Genesius Times overtakes CNN as world leader of Fake News that’s not on fire
Well well well. Do we have here a case of the dog catching the car, or more specifically the fans...
Protesters around the country furious over the killing of George Foreman
The sheer embarrassment of it all. Here you have a world boxing champion, one of the strongest men to have...
‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life
There's just something about Minnesota. Maybe it's because it smells like cheese all the time where nobody can figure out...
Nation reminisces a happier time when the only worries were deadly pandemics and murder hornets
MINNEAPOLIS — Millions across America reminisced about the happy and peaceful time just a week ago when the only worries...
