Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Ocasio-Cortez: ‘If socialism doesn’t work then how are there so many trillionaires in Venezuela?’
The fall of Venezuela’s currency over the last four years has been one of the most sensational bear runs in...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Megan Rapinoe talks about what it was like growing up as Desmond is Amazing
Megan Rapinoe is the leader of the US Women's National Soccer Team and she just led them to their second...
Alex Jones “tried to warn y’all about billionaire globalist pedophiles but nobody cared”
It is true, after years of saying it on his podcast all it brought were bans on Twitter and Facebook....
Ocasio-Cortez horrified by new detention facilities popping up everywhere
After being horrified by the ICE detention facility parking lot last year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been stricken with PTSD...
Jeffrey Epstein arrives at court draped in pride flag; judge drops all charges
Stunning and brave. The billionaire investor and lover of underage girls showed up for his first court hearing draped in...
AOC cries bigotry: Only old white men invited to Epstein island
It has been a rough week for AOC. First, a bunch of Russian Trump supporters illegally immigrated into the country...
California votes to secede, join Mexico; rest of US pretty much okay with that
After agreeing to pay for illegal immigrant's health care, the California government has decided to just secede and join Mexico...
Thousands of protestors who never go to hardware stores vow to quit shopping at Home Depot
Now things are heating up! After the founder of Home Depot was found giving money to the Drumpf 2020 presidential...
Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
Dems change tune on immigration after thousands of Russian Trump supporters pour into Alaska
Democrats have changed their tune on immigration. They're now endorsing stricter immigration policies and a border wall around Alaska after...
