Nation celebrates Juneteenth when the government freed slaves from the plantation and made them slaves to the state 
Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash 
WNBA installs new mid-court wrestling ring to help players pummel Caitlin Clark 
BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today 
BREAKING: Judge Boasberg Declares War On Iran; Sends US Troops In 
Ocasio-Cortez thanks unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thanked millions of unwitting Green New Deal beta testers in California as they lost power intermittently for...
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Greta Thunberg to California wildfires: ‘How dare you produce more CO2 than people!’
For the third straight year winds — known in the San Francisco Bay region as “Diablo Winds” and Santa Ana...
Kanye steals mic from Lauren Daigle at GMA Dove Awards
Many were hoping that Kanye West's recent conversion to Christianity would mean a less confrontational star, but Ye is up...
Omar offers condolences to friends and family of ‘austere scholar’ al-Baghdadi
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the reclusive leader of the world’s most austere religious movement, was killed during a daring nighttime raid by...
Sharpton slams Trump for lack of diversity in team that caught al-Baghdadi
Al Sharpton tore in to the callous President Trump for having the world's leading terrorist killed with a roughly homogenous...
Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns
MEXICO CITY—Last week, hundreds of gunmen from the Sinaloa cartel overpowered military forces in fighting that killed at least a...
‘Radically saved’ Kanye will now only eat Chik-fil-A; says Popeyes is the ‘Devil’s chicken’
Adam Tyson, pastor of Placerita Bible Church in Newhall, California, revealed that Kanye West — a newly saved Christian — told him...
Dems say Barr can’t investigate because the US has ‘run out of subpoenas’
After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can't be any more investigations as the...
Court rules that Father can start transitioning son into a Trump fan against mother’s wishes
A Texas jury has ruled against a mother seeking custody of her twin 7-year-old sons in his attempt to stop...
Trump nixes carbon offsets; demands Californians buy Stupidity Offset Credits instead
WASHINGTON—The Trump administration filed suit October 23rd to shut down California’s emissions-trading market, which is supposed to limit air pollution through...
