Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Democrats show off prized kills in debate
The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...
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AOC bursts into flames after touching high voltage fence at border concentration camp
In a shocking display of angst and self-immolation, US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into flames after raging against the machine...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
Candidates outnumber audience members at first Democratic debate
Following the pattern of 2020 Democratic presidential candidate rallies turning out tens of people, the first Democratic primary debate now...
100 Pharma CEOs sign letter calling “attention to opioid deaths bad for business”
More brave CEO's have entered the fray to discuss the implications of public concerns for human life in relation to...
Bernie Sanders unveils plan to buy 45 million votes with your money
AS DEMOCRATIC presidential candidates prepared for their first debate Wednesday night, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) unveiled a sweeping plan to buy 45 million...
Omar, AOC protest DC daycare: ‘Release these kids from this child concentration camp!’
US Representatives Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are taking their fight against Nazis to the next level. They are touring...
OPINION: Bronze-Aged bigot loses head over traditional marriage
Today marks the feast of John the Baptist on the Patriarchal calendar of the Catholic church. John, among other weird...
VIDEO: US drone pilot taken from wreckage by vicious Iranian soldiers
A horrifying and shocking video shows Iranian soldier taking away pilot of the US drone that was downed last week...
Democrats leave for 3-week vacation to Dominican Republic paid for by Trump
Congressional Democrats embarked on a 3-week all-expenses-paid vacation to the Dominican Republic, sponsored by President Trump's personal funds. The gift...
