Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Leftists enraged Trump didn’t start a war 1 day after they were enraged he was going to start a war
Leftists all across the country are enraged that Trump didn't start a war, just 24 hours after they were enraged...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Trump awards himself Nobel Peace Prize for not going to war with Iran
In a surreal ceremony, President Trump awarded himself the Nobel Peace Prize for not retaliating against a downed drone in...
BREAKING: New poll shows Hillary Clinton won 2016 election in landslide
As the 2020 presidential election gears up with nearly 4 million Democratic candidates challenging Donald Trump, polls indicate that Donald...
Trump: ‘Only Democrats should pay slave reparations because they were the ones who held slaves’
While many of the 4,000 Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election are clamoring for who can virtue signal...
Dem debate to be live auction; candidates to bid for votes with other people’s money
The Democratic National Committee has approved a new format for the first Democratic debate in the 2020 presidential election: a...
New photo-enhancement technology hopes to identify Gulf Tanker Terrorists.
The US Navy has released new photos of the aftermath of the attack on oil tankers in the Gulf of...
Thousands of immigrants risk their lives to get into American ‘concentration camps’
A constant flow from Central American countries of migrants is heading for the American border, what US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...
Local man fervently prays God to reconsider promise to never flood the earth again
It started with a fairly benign Facebook post that hashtagged 'love is love', but that was the final straw for...
Feminist gives inspiring testimonial after watching video of black widow eating its mate
The crowd went wild. I was there. The room was electric. The 33rd annual gathering of ‘Women Against the Patriarchy’...
Taylor Swift’s ‘Calm Down’ breaks all records for virtue signals in pop record
Taylor Swift is back with more virtue signalling than ever! In a hot new single off her forthcoming album, "Irrelevant",...
