Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Trump to deport ‘millions of undocumented Democrats’ starting next week
President Donald Trump announced late on Monday night that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will begin the process of removing...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Buttigieg ‘almost certain’ Obama was the first gay president
Pete Buttigieg—who wants to be known as "the butt guy"— was on "Axios on HBO" that "we've probably had excellent...
BREAKING: Tanker torpedo was signed by Iran
Two international oil tankers were bombed in the Gulf of Oman last week. Now the US says it has proof...
Ocasio-Cortez says there won’t be another Great Depression because now we have Prozac
Brilliant US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has made another stunning observation. In hearing about the state of the economy, Ocasio-Cortez said...
AOC: ‘If I don’t extort more taxpayer money, I’ll have to take money for votes’
In a brave interview, ever popular freshman US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her demand of a pay raise on...
Crime syndicate busted for trafficking plastic straws into California
The FBI says they’ve arrested dozens of people and seized hundreds of pounds of plastic straws – including nearly a...
Biden finally going to ‘fix’ the government he’s been a part of for last 50 years
Long-term politician and participant in the federal government, Joe Biden, is ready to fix Washington DC as president. "Washington is...
Trump’s new border wall will exclude California, parts of Oregon and Washington
With Trump's border wall in full production, authorities have added an additional 2000 mile section that would remove California and...
Chik-fil-A cows go to war against Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have already come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at...
Brave CEOs vow to end the exploitation of LGBT community by not celebrating Pride Month
Several brave corporate CEOs have vowed to end the exploitation of the LGBT community by not posting rainbow flags or...
