Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
OPINION: Stupid Christians think they know their Scripture better than me
As my readers are probably well aware, I am a really smart atheist. That is how I discovered atheism because...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Bernie Sanders explains exactly where in the Constitution it protects abortion as a right
Bernie Sanders, popular democratic socialist presidential candidate has declared repeatedly that abortion is a constitutional right. Now he's explaining exactly...
“No penis, no opinion” says violent male criminals
In the wake of the Alabama and Georgia abortion debate, a less publicized discussion is taking root in the cells...
OPED: People who don’t own guns don’t get an opinion about gun legislation
I've recently heard much about the horrible Alabama ban on abortion and the subsequent imprisonment of a third of all...
3000-year-old Chinese statue destroyed after it was caught throwing white nationalist hand symbol
A 3000-year-old Chinese statue of the Buddha was taken down and destroyed after it was caught throwing a white nationalist...
POLL: 100% of abortion supporters have already been born
A recent poll has found that 100 percent of Americans who support abortion have already been born. "Every single person...
BREAKING: Harambe posthumously announces 2020 presidential bid
Just when you thought the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination couldn't get any fuller or more clown-like, long...
‘Fetuses are parasites’ says socialist rep who lives completely on extorted taxpayer money
Since Alabama's groundbreaking abortion heartbeat bill was passed, many from across the political spectrum have come out against it. Prominent...
Planned Parenthood demands tax money for abortions for trans women who can’t get pregnant
The geniuses at Planned Parenthood's marketing department are at it again, this time promoting women's health for biological men. "It's...
Ocasio-Cortez absolutely dismantles climate skeptics in new video
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest American congresswoman ever is fighting back on climate change. She recently told all those humorless Republicans...
