BREAKING: Nation shocked to see a president in a room full of children and not sniff any of them 
BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient 
Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation 
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency 
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down 
Bigots furious over Disney casting a gay penguin as Simba in ‘The Lion King’
The twitterverse of bigots were ablaze with hatred over Disney's woke decision yo cast a gay parapalegic penguin as Simba...
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Mark Zuckerberg sponsoring Area 51 raid to free his dad from captivity
Much hype has been made of the storming of Area 51: more than a half-million strangers will gather in a...
Ocasio-Cortez: ‘If socialism doesn’t work then how are there so many trillionaires in Venezuela?’
The fall of Venezuela’s currency over the last four years has been one of the most sensational bear runs in...
Megan Rapinoe talks about what it was like growing up as Desmond is Amazing
Megan Rapinoe is the leader of the US Women's National Soccer Team and she just led them to their second...
Alex Jones “tried to warn y’all about billionaire globalist pedophiles but nobody cared”
It is true, after years of saying it on his podcast all it brought were bans on Twitter and Facebook....
Jeffrey Epstein arrives at court draped in pride flag; judge drops all charges
Stunning and brave. The billionaire investor and lover of underage girls showed up for his first court hearing draped in...
AOC cries bigotry: Only old white men invited to Epstein island
It has been a rough week for AOC. First, a bunch of Russian Trump supporters illegally immigrated into the country...
California votes to secede, join Mexico; rest of US pretty much okay with that
After agreeing to pay for illegal immigrant's health care, the California government has decided to just secede and join Mexico...
Thousands of protestors who never go to hardware stores vow to quit shopping at Home Depot
Now things are heating up! After the founder of Home Depot was found giving money to the Drumpf 2020 presidential...
Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
