Local dad surprised by the Christmas gifts he gave his kids because his wife did all the shopping 
BREAKING: American Airlines to use flying reindeer to pull airplanes amid technical glitch 
BREAKING: Shots fired at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles; possible hostage situation 
Family makes annual trip to donate last year’s Chinese junk to make room for this year’s Chinese junk 
Kamala Harris unsure how to pay off campaign debt but certain about how to run the US economy 
Apple introduces new ‘reinvented’ coffee mug
Apple Electronics Company has released a new ceramic coffee mug for just under five thousand dollars US. They're calling it...
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BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...
OPINION: Jesus never said anything about cold-cocking hobos
Bless me dear readers for I have sinned. Well, technically, I have sinned according to the ancient precepts of the...
Much brave: 21st Century Martin Luther argues authority from “Feelings Alone”
Nadia Bolz-Weber, the Lutheran preacher queen of Christian progressives, recently published a book which essentially explains we need a new...
Thousands flock to London to turn their backs on Trump and show how much they don’t care about him
Trump is so irrelevant in the UK that near 2 percent of the British population will travel to London in...
STUDY: People who share this study are generally more intelligent and attractive
A new study conducted by the Research Institute of Cambridge has found that people who share the study (or articles...
Irony of using rainbows for fairy tale cause not lost on local leprechaun
As pride month gets kicked off, a type of folk holiday for all the woke Americans to virtue signal towards...
Dems who haven’t met a tax they didn’t love now worried about tariffs
For all of modern history, Democrats have had one consistent trait: they haven't really cared if the government makes things...
BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan
London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...
Democrats consider accepting votes from evil white males in 2020 election
The Democrats are seeking evil white male voters for the 2020 presidential election. According to Democratic pollster Donald Lester, who worked for...
