Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Buttigieg rolls with Alfred E Newman dig in new campaign brand
President Trump said, “Alfred E. Neuman cannot become president of the United States,” when asked by Politico reporters about his thoughts on...
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Ocasio-Cortez: “I was joking whenever I said something in the past that was wrong”
On Sunday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said that she was joking around when she claimed the world was going to...
Facebook bans itself for acting too much like Nazis
After Facebook banned several prominent personalities for posting things they didn't agree with and acting too much like Nazis, the...
Brian Sims bravely fights all bigotry by heckling “old, white women”
Pennsylvania Democrat Brian Sims is a brave anti-fascist who fights all bigotry especially by heckling those awful "old, white women."...
Feminist athletes enjoying tidying up and warming bench for new transgender stars
Feminist athletes across America and Europe are thrilled about the prospect of biological males who identify as women joining their...
Royal Baby will be raised black so he can complain of his obvious oppression and lack of privilege
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan will be raising the latest Royal Baby as a black child so that he will...
Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful
The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on Thursday that “we are shocked...
Burly war veteran brutalized by little old lady’s prayers
A burly, bearded war veteran was brutalized by a little old lady saying prayers in broad daylight. The victim, Brian...
Hipster environmentalists use natural smoke signals to protest pollution
In a bold new strategy, hipster environmentalists are using traditional smoke signals instead of environment-killing electronics to protest pollution. "We...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
