Family makes annual trip to donate last year’s Chinese junk to make room for this year’s Chinese junk 
Kamala Harris unsure how to pay off campaign debt but certain about how to run the US economy 
Crenshaw dyes hair purple to win back ‘Most Revolting Person In DC’ title 
CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market 
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war 
Socialist Sanders to condemn only billionaires now that he’s a millionaire
Bernie Sanders has made a career out of railing against millionaires and billionaires, calling them the dredges of humanity and...
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Ocasio-Cortez: ‘Global warming started the Notre Dame fire’
In the aftermath of the devastating fire of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, France, people are looking for answers. Some...
Church that withstood 900 years of war and bombings ‘accidentally’ burns down
The Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris has been "accidentally" burned down after enduring 900 years of war and bombings...
Newsom to Trump: ‘How dare you send illegal immigrants to our cities that openly welcome them!’
After President Trump threatened to send detained undocumented immigrants to sanctuary cities, which openly welcome them, California Governor Gavin Newsom...
Buttigieg changes his name to ‘Buttguy’ to make sure you know he’s the gay candidate
Pete Buttgieg or as he's affectionately named "Mayor Pete" is running for president in the Democratic primary for the 2020...
Woke: ‘Hate speech is not possible without free speech so any defence of free speech is hate speech’
The wokest of the woke, Titania McGrath has made perhaps the most woke proclamation ever in her campaign against hate...
Activists cutting off their thumbs to protest new white supremacist ‘thumbs up’ code
White supremacists are now using the 'thumbs up' emoji to declare their bigotry in code. As a necessary reaction, woke...
BREAKING: Scientists just unveiled the first EVER images of a black hole
Scientists have lifted the veil on the first images ever captured of a black hole's event horizon. Black holes are...
OPINION: Fight income inequality by giving Bernie a fourth house!
Income equality is clearly the worst thing ever. Even if everyone is wealthier than they were, if the difference between...
Trump declares state of emergency, nukes New York to prevent liberalism from spreading
The Trump Administration declared a public health emergency in New York state following an outbreak of liberalism that has infected...
