Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People 
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit 
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer 
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’ 
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions 
16 most woke college mascot changes for 2020
With the college championship game being dominated by teams whose mascots are the vicious predators known as the tiger, many...
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Elizabeth Warren: ‘With Booker out, I’m the last minority in the race’
Democrat Cory Booker dropped out of the presidential race Monday, ending a campaign whose message of "being the black guy"...
Greta Thunberg sending dehydrated water to areas devastated by global warming drought
In a new scientific research study supported by the UN and Greta Thunberg's Ass-Burger's White Privilege Supremacy Fund, dehydrated water...
Glacier NP replaces ‘Gone by 2020’ signs with ‘scientific predictions are racist’
The signs at Glacier National Park warning that its signature glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being changed to...
Hillary: ‘If I were president, Iran would’ve committed suicide already’
In a bold interview of armchair presidency, Hillary Clinton said that President Trump is handling the Iran situation all wrong....
Coastal elites panic as Botox shortage spreads from San Francisco to Washington DC
In a surprise move today, Nancy Pelosi has decided to memorialize her role as speaker of the house and has...
Marianne Williamson ends presidential bid; turns into orb of pure positive energy
Marianne Williamson, author, spiritual leader, politician, and activist, as dropped out of the Democratic primary race and has become an...
OPED: Trump must be removed for his 2020 drone strike that made Iran hate us since 1979
People seem to think that Trump derangement syndrome is a real thing, but let me tell you that we need...
35-year-old agrees to move out of parents’ basement, give up allowance
Millennials have had it hard in this economy despite the boom in the UK. That's why it's great to see...
Pelosi to release articles of impeachment on the Ides of March
The day after President Trump was impeached by the House for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, questions continued...
