California Vows To Keep Counting Votes Until Pratt & Hilton Are Eliminated 
California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
Thunberg to Obama: ‘How dare you buy beachfront property at the start of the mass extinction!’
Former President Barack Obama met with teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg last week and Genesius Times has discovered that the...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
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Report: Looney Tunes episodes more scientifically literate than Greta Thunberg’s UN speech
It’s true. I know, I was surprised. The moment Greta started blubbering about the adults in the room ruining her...
Swedish lovechild of Bill Nye takes up the torch of telling people how to live their lives
The environment was intense as 16 year old Greta Thunberg yelled recycled platitudes at a room full of adults who...
SHOCKING: 16-year-old girl delivers emotional, self-centered complaint to her elders
In a shocking twist of events at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, a 16-year-old girl, Greta Thunberg, delivered an...
Gun manufacturer changes name of AR-15 to MS-13 to get support of Democrats
Colt, the manufacturer of the AR-15 has announced that it is changing the name of the rifle to "MS-13" in...
New England Patriots: ‘Sex crimes are only bad when players do it’
Did you hear the one about the billionaire owner of an elite NFL franchise getting happy endings in unlicensed massage...
Environmentalists make statement by trashing hundreds of parks around the globe
Environmentalists, inspired by 16-year-old Greta Thunberg, have made their voices heard in a dramatic statement by trashing hundreds of parks...
Millions of students walk out of science class to protest climate change
Millions of young students have walked out of their science class to protest climate change in the "Climate Strike" inspired...
Climate Strike: Millions of people fight global apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch break
Millions of people around the world have taken aim at the impending global Apocalypse by taking an extra long lunch...
