Ewoks have taken over the Obama Presidential Center and have disarmed the shield generator 
Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center 
Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend 
The Racist Origins of Father’s Day 
Happy Non-Gestating Person Day to All Who Celebrate 
Bigots outraged by Disney casting white transgender to play Barack Obama in upcoming film
As the nation celebrated the national holiday that symbolizes all men being created equal, a small minority of bigots expressed...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Kamala Harris never paid reparations for slaves her family owned
As recently reported, the ancestors of Kamala Harris owned slaves yet she has not paid any sort of reparations for...
Scientists baffled as to why straight men prefer biological women over trans-women
Scientists at the prestigious Johns Hopkins Psychiatric Clinic are baffled as to why straight men prefer biological women over trans-women....
Democrats finally outraged over a border crossing
Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for...
After visit to city, libertarian gets PTSD from ‘so many roads’
It was a quick visit to Dallas for a local libertarian in our fine community that started the nightmare which...
Millions of people are upset that a few people are upset that Ariel is black
Millions of people across the country are upset that a few people are upset that Disney's live action film version...
Frederica Wilson promises to prosecute the people who keep dressing her like Macho Man Randy Savage
Democratic Florida Rep. Frederica Wilson has asserted that she will prosecute the people who keep dressing her up like the...
Trump OKs slave reparations paid for with 1st class 1-way ticket to African country of choice
Several Democratic presidential candidates have promoted the concept of reparations for slavery as a way to pander to black voters...
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein Tragically Killed in Single-Vehicle Auto Accident Tomorrow
PALM BEACH — In a shocking and entirely unpredictable development, financier and registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein was declared dead...
Man dumps out tea on front lawn to protest constant surveillance, taxes, and redistributive programs
Very brave. A local man, up to his eyeballs in taxes, legal prohibitions, constant surveillance, and debt to the welfare...
