California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
OPINION: Bronze-Aged bigot loses head over traditional marriage
Today marks the feast of John the Baptist on the Patriarchal calendar of the Catholic church. John, among other weird...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
VIDEO: US drone pilot taken from wreckage by vicious Iranian soldiers
A horrifying and shocking video shows Iranian soldier taking away pilot of the US drone that was downed last week...
Democrats leave for 3-week vacation to Dominican Republic paid for by Trump
Congressional Democrats embarked on a 3-week all-expenses-paid vacation to the Dominican Republic, sponsored by President Trump's personal funds. The gift...
Leftists enraged Trump didn’t start a war 1 day after they were enraged he was going to start a war
Leftists all across the country are enraged that Trump didn't start a war, just 24 hours after they were enraged...
Trump awards himself Nobel Peace Prize for not going to war with Iran
In a surreal ceremony, President Trump awarded himself the Nobel Peace Prize for not retaliating against a downed drone in...
BREAKING: New poll shows Hillary Clinton won 2016 election in landslide
As the 2020 presidential election gears up with nearly 4 million Democratic candidates challenging Donald Trump, polls indicate that Donald...
Trump: ‘Only Democrats should pay slave reparations because they were the ones who held slaves’
While many of the 4,000 Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election are clamoring for who can virtue signal...
Dem debate to be live auction; candidates to bid for votes with other people’s money
The Democratic National Committee has approved a new format for the first Democratic debate in the 2020 presidential election: a...
New photo-enhancement technology hopes to identify Gulf Tanker Terrorists.
The US Navy has released new photos of the aftermath of the attack on oil tankers in the Gulf of...
Thousands of immigrants risk their lives to get into American ‘concentration camps’
A constant flow from Central American countries of migrants is heading for the American border, what US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...
