California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
New York Assembly to install animal worship altar next to the child sacrifice altar
New York State Assembly is set to install an animal worship altar in the style of ancient Aztec pagans next...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Local man 100% convinced after someone used clapping emojis in illogical tweet
In a rare social media victory, an sociopathic dirtbag convinced a reasonable person of his illogical position simply by inserting...
Apple introduces new ‘reinvented’ coffee mug
Apple Electronics Company has released a new ceramic coffee mug for just under five thousand dollars US. They're calling it...
BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...
OPINION: Jesus never said anything about cold-cocking hobos
Bless me dear readers for I have sinned. Well, technically, I have sinned according to the ancient precepts of the...
Much brave: 21st Century Martin Luther argues authority from “Feelings Alone”
Nadia Bolz-Weber, the Lutheran preacher queen of Christian progressives, recently published a book which essentially explains we need a new...
Thousands flock to London to turn their backs on Trump and show how much they don’t care about him
Trump is so irrelevant in the UK that near 2 percent of the British population will travel to London in...
STUDY: People who share this study are generally more intelligent and attractive
A new study conducted by the Research Institute of Cambridge has found that people who share the study (or articles...
Irony of using rainbows for fairy tale cause not lost on local leprechaun
As pride month gets kicked off, a type of folk holiday for all the woke Americans to virtue signal towards...
BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan
London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...
