BREAKING: Iran Releases ‘Irrefutable Evidence’ They Downed US ‘Superweapon’ 
Congress pauses demanding release of Epstein files in order to block release of congressional sex abuse files 
WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy 
Iranian general writes scathing 1-star review for Chinese military drones purchased on Temu 
Sources have informed Trump that the Federal Reserve is just 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon 
‘Captain Marvel’ breaks all records for virtue signals in an opening weekend
Captain Marvel, the latest in the Marvel superhero universe of films, was an enormous hit, breaking all records for the...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Fake economist and fake scientist team up to tell you how to live your life
Bill Nye (aka The Science Guy) is usually the guy with all the fake answers. But at SXSW on Saturday,...
Ocasio Cortez in SXSW panel: ‘It’s 2019; we must put an end to women’s suffrage’
Austin--Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the tech and arts South by Southwest conference by storm this weekend and...
Angry feminists demand equal jobs in garbage collection, portable toilet cleaning
In a bold protest on International Women's Day, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in the...
Jordan Peterson and Slavoj Žižek to debate about happiness using only scowls and grimaces
Toronto, Canada—After a long wait and several rounds of Twitter taunting, two of the most well respected intellectuals of our...
UK man wants you to know he’s still not giving you up even though it’s Lent
A UK man has been insistent on letting you know that, even though it's Lent, a time for sacrifice, he's...
Rep. Pelosi wears ashes from Planned Parenthood on Ash Wednesday
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi came under fire for proudly wearing ashes that she got from a Washington DC...
8 Ways to Begin an Effective Social Media Rant
Don’t go fishing for a fight without this top-tier bait! 1. "I think it's really funny how..." This here's a...
OPINION: Black athletes must pay slave reparations for inheriting superior physical genes
We all know that every white person is guilty of slavery and should pay each person of color $10,000 annually...
Cars kill! My kid’s right to live is greater than your right to drive
The science is settled: cars are deadly! There is a massive epidemic of over 37,000 Americans dying from automobile accidents...