FBI quickly closes New Orleans terror case so they can get back to monitoring the real terrorists: concerned parents at school board meetings 
BREAKING: Biden bans all trucks after 2 commit terrorist attacks New Years Eve 
BREAKING: Leader of ISIS, Barack Obama claims credit for New Orleans terrorist attack 
BREAKING: Ilhan Omar offers condolences to family of ISIS-linked New Orleans terrorist 
BREAKING: Nation horrified to learn terrorist wasn’t a white supremacist 
BREAKING: Diane Feinstein quits Senate to focus on hosting ‘Tales from the Crypt’
In a shocking career pivot, Senator Dianne Feinstein has announced her decision to step down from her Senate seat to...
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Disney releases new children’s version of ‘Two Girls One Cup’
In a surprising departure from their usual lineup of fairy tales and talking animals, Disney has just released a heartwarming...
NY Mayor Replaces Statue of Liberty with ‘National Treasure’ Cassidy Hutchinson
NEW YORK—In an unprecedented twist, the Mayor of New York City Eric Adams has announced he has replaced the Statue...
BREAKING: Fox declares Jeb the unanimous winner of last night’s GOP debate
MILWAUKEE—In a shocking turn of events that has left the political world in disbelief, Fox News has declared former presidential...
Apple to Offer Customers iMortgages to Help Pay for New Vision Pro VR Headset
There are a few things in life that are guaranteed. The sun rises from the East daily, we all have...
AOC: ‘If Bidenomics doesn’t work, why did China wire Biden all this money for nothing?’
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Bidenomics works. Period. I mean, if Bidenomics didn't work, why is...
In response to Biden’s $260,000 bribe from China, Democrats to indict Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising turn of events, Democratic lawmakers have announced their intention to once again indict former President Donald...
BREAKING: Rand Paul Venmos Ukraine $600.01 to make the IRS audit the country’s finances
US—Senator Rand Paul has sent $600.01 through Venmo to to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, which will force the IRS to...
Biden adopts embattled Sen. Menendez after bribery indictment: ‘He’s like a son I never had’
In a move that has left political pundits scratching their heads, President* Joe Biden has announced his decision to adopt...
BREAKING: Eric Johnson becomes first black white supremacist mayor by switching to GOP
DALLAS—In an era where political labels can be as changeable as the weather, the world of media and politics collided...
