Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys MSNBC to constantly air video of Alex Jones giving Morning Joe and Mika noogies 
CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Biden silences critics with a vigorous bike ride in a Burley
In a bid to silence his critics and prove that he's fit as a fiddle, President Joe Biden has taken...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Alex Jones uses his full power to protect the last 2 straight frogs during pride month
In a stunning display of amphibian activism, renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has emerged as the unlikely champion for the...
6 Reasons Civilians Don’t Need To Own Guns
No country on earth is more addicted to guns than America. Gun culture in America is strong and vibrant –...
Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend
CHICAGO—As Juneteenth celebrations took place across the nation, Chicago decided to put its own unique spin on the holiday by...
BREAKING: Biden Comes Out As Trans, Pronouns Are Where/Am/I
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has announced that in honor of Pride Month, he’s coming out as trans. His pronouns are Where/Am/I....
Biden releases new campaign logo: Briben 2024
In a surprising turn of events, the Biden administration has unveiled its new campaign logo for the upcoming 2024 presidential...
BREAKING: United States to Discontinue Production of Bananas So People Will Stop Calling Us a Banana Republic
WASHINGTON, DC—The White House announced today that the United States will no longer produce bananas so people will stop saying...
Heavenly Sources Confirm America More Evil Than Sodom and Gomorrah
HEAVEN—Heavenly sources issued a very rare statement yesterday, confirming that America is more evil than the ancient cities of Sodom...
California bans the use of the number 2 as being hateful against non-binary children
SACRAMENTO—In a groundbreaking move to promote inclusivity and protect sensitive individuals, the state of California has announced a ban on...
New Disney ride instantly transitions all riders to another gender
Warning: Disney is not responsible if the ride causes nausea, vomiting or the appearance of Donald Trump Jr. when the...
