Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Cuomo promises to harass at least 50% transwomen from now on

Exavier Saskagoochie March 16, 2021

ALBANY, NY--New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has agreed to a compromise with the #metoo movement to save his job. He...

AOC orders her steaks medium because large steaks aren’t eco-friendly

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2021

BROOKLYN—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) does not mess around when she goes out to eat. She is fully masked and she...

AOC unveils plan to fix Texas’s energy problems

Exavier Saskagoochie February 24, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has suggested the answer to the near total failure of green energy in Texas...

AOC recommends increasing cow farts to warm Texas up

Exavier Saskagoochie February 19, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) made a bold suggestion for Texans experiencing unprecedented cooling caused by global warming: more cow...

BREAKING: Trump fails to condemn violence following impeachment acquittal

Rafi Metz February 15, 2021

(CNN) President Trump was acquitted in his second impeachment trial on Saturday, but there was one thing notably missing –...

Democrats to impeach all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump

Rafi Metz February 9, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and unprecedented move, Senate Democrats have subjected all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump to...

Exclusive sneak-peak of AOC’s new book: ‘Dictionary for the Economically Impaired’

Rafi Metz February 8, 2021

NEW YORK CITY—Since her election to Congress, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has been the object of constant mockery, and for...

Tlaib wins Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood

Exavier Saskagoochie February 5, 2021

HOLLYWOOD—Representative Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) praised Allah in her acceptance speech after winning the Oscar for Best Imaginary Victimhood yesterday. The...