Joe Biden wonders why he didn’t get any trick-or-treaters yesterday
Presummed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is heartbroken that he didn't get any trick-or-treaters at his house yesterday, Easter Sunday...
Bernie Sanders
BREAKING: Bernie accepts new vacation home and drops out of presidential race
Democratic socialist Senator Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the 2020 presidential race and begun moving into his new vacation...
BREAKING: Congress given permanent stay-at-home order for the safety of the country
After flubbing a massive $2 trillion stimulus bill intended to save the economy from the mess that they created with...
DNC to include coronavirus in next debate to ‘make things interesting’
Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday suggested there should be no more televised debates for the remainder of the...
Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
Bernie demands inept government that flubbed COVID-19 response take over entire healthcare system
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has been extremely critical of the governmental response to the coronavirus outbreak and the...
BREAKING: Democrats outlaw coronavirus; Trump mad he didn’t think of that
The Democrat National Committee or DNC, has been successful in stealing a primary election from the honest communist Bernie Sanders...
Joe Biden: ‘My running mate will be a woman whether he knows it or not’
In a particularly confusing announcement during the latest Democratic debate, former Vice President Joe Biden, pledged to nominate a female...
Bernie assures dying Italians that rationing of care their in socialized medical system ‘isn’t so bad’
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders flew to Italy before the travel ban goes into effect to assure dying Italians...
AOC agrees with Bernie that even with COVID-19 we should keep ‘Borders’ open and give out free books too
It's hard to believe some of the stuff that our politicians are saying these days. The CDC, WHO, DHS and...
