Black Lives Matter

BLM looking forward to some early Black Friday looting following Rittenhouse acquittal

Exavier Saskagoochie November 19, 2021

KENOSHA, WI—Black Lives Matter activists across the country are looking forward to some early Black Friday looting once Kyle Rittenhouse...

BLM unsure what to loot with store shelves now empty

Richie Richards October 27, 2021

As the nation's retail stores find themselves in a supply chain crisis, Black Lives Matters chapters across the country find...

De Blasio exempts blacks from NYC COVID vaccine mandate for ‘equality and science’

Exavier Saskagoochie September 27, 2021

NEW YORK—After facing backlash from the Black Lives Matter movement over the city's COVID vaccine mandate, Mayor Bill de Blasio...

BREAKING: Democrats vote to remove Southern states from US for ties to slavery

Exavier Saskagoochie June 14, 2021

WASHINGTON DC—In a shocking and unprecedented move, congressional Democrats have voted to remove Southern states from the Union for their...

Ryan Gosling is George Floyd in the new BLM production based on true events

Jeremy Spoken June 14, 2021

It's sure to win several Oscars. If it doesn't you're racist. You're all racists.

BREAKING: Mostly peaceful gunfire erupts in George Floyd autonomous zone on anniversary of death

Exavier Saskagoochie May 25, 2021

(CNN—MINNEAPOLIS) A hail of mostly peaceful gunfire erupted on Tuesday at George Floyd Square, a police-free zone that encompasses the area in Minneapolis where...

BREAKING: George Floyd celebrates 1 year of sobriety

Richie Richards May 24, 2021

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated 365 consecutive drug-free days today. Mr. Floyd famously quit taking drugs following...