BREAKING: Joe Biden finally concedes to Kamala Harris
WILMINGTON, DE—Former presidential candidate Joe Biden has finally conceded the 2020 election to former running mate Kamala Harris. "My wife,...
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Local Republican eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
HARTFORD, CT- Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Republican voter Gregory McTater is patiently waiting...
Local Democrat eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
HARTFORD, CT—Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Democrat voter Daniel McGravy is patiently waiting for...
Media baffled by all of these Middle East peace deals in ‘mostly peaceful’ region
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump recently announced that he helped secure a peace agreement between Israel and Morocco, making this the fourth...
BREAKING: Trump issues executive order setting clocks back 4 years every 4 years so he can be president forever
WASHINGTON, DC—In one of the greatest acts of his presidency ever, President Trump issued one of the most brilliant executive...
Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’
WILMINGTON, DE—In order to unite the country as promised, self-proclaimed President-elect Joe Biden is taking his campaign rhetoric to the...
BREAKING: Congress approves Trump stimulus of $2,020 paid in new Trump bill to every American
WASHINGTON DC—After Congress got caught playing pork games with a previous stimulus bill, President Donald Trump sent the bill back...
BREAKING: Trump declares White House ‘autonomous zone’ so he can be president another 4 years
WASHINGTON, DC—It’s no secret that President Trump and his team of lawyers have been utilizing every possible legal and constitutional...
BREAKING: AOC infiltrates Santa’s Workshop to add all Trump supporters to Naughty List
NORTH POLE--US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was caught impersonating a Santa's helper (also known as Santa Elf "Sandy") in order...
President-Elect selects Donald Trump as Secretary of State
WASHINGTON DC—At a live press conference, President-Elect Kanye West announced President Donald Trump will be the Secretary of State in...
