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BREAKING: Fox News unanimously declares Jeb Bush Speaker of the House

Exavier Saskagoochie October 17, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and, some would say, bewildering turn of events, Fox News, the network known for its unique...

BREAKING: Fox declares Jeb the unanimous winner of last night’s GOP debate

Exavier Saskagoochie September 28, 2023

MILWAUKEE—In a shocking turn of events that has left the political world in disbelief, Fox News has declared former presidential...

Fox News unveils new graphics package to distract from Tucker not being there

Disidente Redactico May 2, 2023

In a bold move to distract viewers from the absence of their star anchor, Tucker Carlson, Fox News has unveiled...

BREAKING: Fox news replaces Tucker Carlson with AI Tuckerbot to assure the nation everything is fine

Disidente Redactico April 24, 2023

In a move that has stunned the media world, Fox News has announced that they will be replacing longtime anchor...

BREAKING: Fox News calls Arizona for Biden in 2024 election

Exavier Saskagoochie November 16, 2022

(FOX NEWS) Fox News has officially called the state of Arizona for Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential election. While...

BREAKING: Fox News calls tomorrow’s California recall election for Gavin Newsom

Exavier Saskagoochie September 13, 2021

SACRAMENTO—Fox News has officially called tomorrow's California recall election for Governor Gavin Newsom hours before in-person voting has begun. After...

BREAKING: Fox News projects Hunter Biden to win the Pulitzer for stupid memoir

Exavier Saskagoochie April 16, 2021

DOOSHE, DE--Hunter Biden's heavily-promoted sex- and drug-filled memoir "Beautiful Things" has tanked in its first week on bookshelves, selling only...