BREAKING: Biden invades Poland
PHILADELPHIA—President* Biden addressed hecklers and brought a firm and direct tone to Thursday night's "battle for the soul of the nation"...
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Biden sacrifices two goats to Moloch in speech on ‘Battle for the soul of America’
PHILADELPHIA—President* Joe Biden delivered his boldest move for the soul of America, sacrificing two goats to Moloch during his speech on...
Taliban surrenders Afghanistan to U.S. after Biden says they need F-15s to take on U.S. government
KABUL—In a stunning turn of events, the Taliban, which drove the US out of Afghanistan, has surrendered the country back...
Novak Djokovic enters U.S. through Southern border so he doesn’t have to be vaccinated
US—Tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has entered the United States through the Southern border with thousands of illegal immigrants so he...
Heavily-armed Antifa to stand guard over Biden’s ‘kid-friendly’ showers from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the successful defense of a kid-friendly drag show in Texas, President* Biden has employed heavily-armed Antifas to stand...
BREAKING: Zelensky applies for $400 Billion student loan from US
KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has applied for a $400 Billion student loan just weeks after Biden promised to make American...
Paul Pelosi rushes to take out millions in student loans before Biden makes you pay for them
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Paul Pelosi, husband of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has rushed to take out several million dollars...
JUST IN: Pfizer releases new delivery mechanism for monkeyox vaccines
US—After backlash over the news of the Pfizer vaccines and boosters, the pharmaceutical giant has released a new delivery method...
BREAKING: Biden to transfer all home mortgage loans to homeless people and renters
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the popular move to "forgive" student debt and transfer it to people who never went to college, President*...
Biden clarifies that student loan forgiveness will only be for people with completely worthless degrees like ‘Gender Studies’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden clarified his student loan forgiveness program today, stating that it will only apply to people with completely...
