In attempt to unite the country, Joe Biden gets a spray tan
WASHINGTON DC—After numerous failed attempts of uniting the country as promised, former Vice-President Joe Biden revealed his new spray tan...
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Biden ends investigation into whether China leaked COVID because ‘they said they didn’t’
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden administration has concluded the investigation into whether the Chinese Communist Party had developed and released COVID-19 as...
Netflix releases new documentary on January 6 riot ‘AOC: Defending the Capitol’
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The online media giant Netflix has released a new documentary on the January 6th riot in Washington, DC...
Biden awards AOC the Purple Heart for her bravery in the War of January 6th
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden awarded Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) the prestigious Purple Heart medal for her military valor in the War...
Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984
WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual "Nineteen Eighty-Four" and has already started implementing...
Biden orders flags flown at half-staff for all the folks who didn’t die after states reopened
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden ordered flags to be flown at half-staff today to honor all the people who didn't die after...
Biden/Harris release new campaign logo
WASHINGTON, DC—There's no rest for the weary. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are just a couple months into their first...
Biden addresses gas lines by sending in world class musicians
In June of 1973, the price of a gallon of gasoline was under 50 cents. By May of 1974, it...
Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally
(CNN) President Joe Biden's popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North Carolina proves. Hundreds of people...
AOC applauds Biden’s gas lines; demands breadlines too
WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) applauded President* Biden on his dramatic push toward a total socialist state like...
