Disney replaces bigoted white CIS-gender Mickey mascot with inclusive Pedobear in mouse ears
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In an effort to stay ahead of the woke wave, Disney Corporation has replaced its bigoted white,...
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BREAKING: Biden honors LGBTQ Pride by drone-bombing Syria with rainbow explosives
PENTAGON—US President* Joe Biden celebrated LGBTQ Pride month by dropping rainbow-colored bombs on Syria yesterday. The dead and wounded civilians...
Lego announces that all their minifigures have had sex change operations
BILLUND, DENMARK—The children's toy company Lego announced today that all the minifigures (the small Lego figurines) that you've been playing...
Pollster Frank Luntz, GOP House Leader Kevin McCarthy to marry at White House
The leadership of the Grand Ole Party continues to ignore the election success of conservatives like Donald Trump and Florida...
Biden to mandate coverage for 3-year-olds who want to transition to T-Rex
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden took a brave and stunning stand again LGBTQ+ discrimination in his town hall Thursday....
HEARTWARMING: Young man comes out to parents
Here is a heartwarming video of a young man coming out to his parents. Be brave young people! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e7LBmUUCo
Rosario Dawson installs revolving door on closet she just came out of
Look, we all know people change their minds all the time about lots of things. People evolve. Tastes change. People...
Local obnoxious little twit thinks he is smart enough to run the country
We’ve all seen it. These young little know-it-all’s who come in with guns a blazing telling everybody why they’re wrong....
Village People file injunction against USMCA for copyright infringement
Today at Twelve Noon, President Trump signed the USMCA. Immediately after the signing, lawyers for the Village People filed an...
Buttigieg wants to replace ‘bigoted, patriarchal’ standard alphabet with gay one
Pete Buttigieg has spent some time thinking on how to strengthen the intersectional structures largely absent in the lives of...
