Gates says he will release a deadlier virus if people don’t take his first one seriously enough
SEATTLE—Tech founder and worldwide supervillain Bill Gates says that he will "release a deadlier virus" if people don't take his...
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Big Tech makes sure you only hear from health experts like Bill Gates, not ignorant frontline doctors
WASHINGTON DC--A video featuring medical professionals from a group called America’s Frontline Doctors, in which they tout the benefits of...
CDC admits to using Common Core math to add up new COVID cases
ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have admitted to using Common Core math to add up new COVID...
Bill Gates infuriated that they keep coming up with cheap cures to his coronavirus bioweapon
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners keep coming up with simple...
VIDEO: Bill Gates opens up about plan to depopulate and control the world
In this candid interview, Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for Sinister Bioengineering opens...
Bill Gates installs several sharknados in tropical storm Cristobal; says he’s working on the cure
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...
Bill Gates to play himself as the next Bond supervillain
Details on the hotly anticipated Bond 25 have been revealed for the first time- with evil genius billionaire Bill Gates...
Billions confident the creator of Windows will protect them from a virus
Billions of people across the globe are waiting with bated breath for the maker of the Windows computer operating system,...
BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis has been designed to instill...
STUDY: Exactly zero people give a shit about what Bill Gates thinks about coronavirus
A new study by the Pew Pew Center shows that exactly zero people throughout the world give a shit about...
