Branch Covidians Hold Solemn Candlelight Vigil After Fauci Invokes 5th Amendment on Everything
WASHINGTON — Dozens of masked adherents of the Branch Covidians gathered on the National Mall Tuesday evening for a candlelight...
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Biden introduces new #PandemicIsOver face masks grade schoolers will be forced to wear this year
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has introduced a new #PandemicIsOver face mask that pre-K, kindergarten, and grade schoolers will be forced...
Branch Covidians hold candlelight vigil after learning Fauci will be stepping down
US—Adherents to the fastest growing religion in the country, the Branch Covidian cult, held candlelight vigils across the country after...
Local Branch Covidian waterboards himself trying to drink vaccine through his mask
US—A local member of the Branch Covidian sect of Fauciism, David Jackaski is in the hospital today after accidentally waterboarding...
CDC opens ‘Faucitown’ where residents can drink vaccines mixed in Kool-Aid every day
FAUCITOWN, GA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have opened a village called Faucitown just outside of Atlanta where...
Advice to Biden’s door-to-door Branch Covidian volunteers
John Crist offers some sage advice to those Biden door-to-door Branch Covidian vax volunteers. Good luck! https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1285254628556237
White House unveils uniforms for new door-to-door vaccine informants
WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden announced Tuesday that his administration would step up efforts to get Americans vaccinated against COVID-19 with a new...
BREAKING: Biden declares Branch Covidians official state religion; will persecute non-believers
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden, in conjunction with the future President* Kamala Harris, has declared that Fauciism is the new state...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt yells at people who oppose mandatory vaccination
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local Target store screaming at selfish...
IRS grants tax exempt status to Branch Covidians, fastest growing religion in US
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
