Californian arrested for expressing wrong political opinion
LOS ANGELES, CA—The Los Angeles Police Department arrested local LA resident Max Summers earlier today for expressing the wrong political...
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BREAKING: Texas declares each Californian 3/5th of a person
AUSTIN, TX—Texas Gov. Gregg Abbott signed an executive order today declaring Californians in his state three-fifths of a person. “I...
BREAKING: Texas issues ‘stay at home’ order for entire state of California
AUSTIN—Amid the current rampant pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued an urgent "stay at home" order to all of...
Newsom allows religious gatherings again as long as they’re mass suicides
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has lifted the ban on religious gatherings in his state as long as the gathering is a mass...
Gov Newsom limits gatherings to 3 families if a midget is present and no laughing
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has decreed a new set of social distancing guidelines from on high allowing the peasant classes to...
Satan buys summer home in California after Newsom makes it just right for him
LOS ANGELES--The fallen angel Lucifer, also known as Satan, has purchased a summer home in California after Governor Gavin Newsom...
Antifa arsonists blame climate change for making them set dozens of fires on West Coast
Former president Barack Obama and California Governor Gavin Newsom have used their celebrity to condemn global warming for the devastating...
AOC praises California for cutting carbon footprint to zero in blackout
People may be suffering in California due to socialist economic policies and corrupt politicians but some Americans are celebrating. US...
Innovative California police department goes 100% transparent
BAD WATER, CA—The town of Bad Water has decided to have the most transparent police force in America. Considered by...
The #1 attraction in California this year is Texas
LOS ANGELES—For the second year in a row, the top attraction in the beautiful state of California is Texas. "There's...
