CNN: It’s a horrible tragedy the Colorado shooter wasn’t white
BOULDER, CO—Thousands across the country are mourning the loss by the mainstream media of another chance to stoke the white...
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Biden cancels Dr. Seuss after repeatedly failing ‘The Cat’s Quizzer’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has canceled Dr. Seuss after repeatedly failing "The Cat's Quizzer" trivia book. "That stuff is really hard...
CNN: Disturbing new trend of Americans having ‘unfettered conversations’
(CNN) Over the past few months there’s been a disturbing new trend that’s been spreading like wildfire. More than ever...
BREAKING: President playing games while Americans die is heartwarming now
(CNN) Americans are dying at unprecedented levels from that scary disease. But now and for the foreseeable future, any time...
Biden to White House Press Corps: ‘If you question me, you ain’t a journalist’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden gave a speech today about the importance of objective reporting in a democratic society, and how...
BREAKING: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president
WASHINGTON, DC—Following Joe Biden's presidential inauguration, the media announced that deaths attributed to the China Virus are no longer the...
CNN: Trump promises peaceful transition of power, just like Hitler
(CNN) President Trump has officially promised a peaceful transition of power, just like Hitler. I’m actually being dead serious about...
Media baffled by all of these Middle East peace deals in ‘mostly peaceful’ region
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump recently announced that he helped secure a peace agreement between Israel and Morocco, making this the fourth...
BREAKING: Nashville enjoys fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning
(CNN) Nashville experienced a fiery but mostly peaceful Christmas morning, captured in dramatic photos and videos that made downtown Music...
