Bill Gates to play himself as the next Bond supervillain
Details on the hotly anticipated Bond 25 have been revealed for the first time- with evil genius billionaire Bill Gates...
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VIDEO: How to feel good about yourself for obeying corrupt politicians and listening to lying media
This is a wonderful example of how we should all behave in the new normal of a COVID world. JP...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
Gov Whitmer mandates beekeeper suits for everyone in public until murder hornet threat subsides
EAST LANSING — Governor Gretchen Whitmer has issued a new protective order for the state in the wake of murder...
Newsom reminds Californians to only go outside to poop on the sidewalk
In a stern warning amid the raging COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Gavin Newsom issued a reminder for Californians only to go...
Facebook’s new ‘Care-n’ react sends people directly to concentration camps
ST. LOUIS—Facebook users everywhere, especially those named Karen, are excited about a new feature that allows them to report people...
BREAKING: De Blasio has instructed NYPD to invade Poland
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has instructed the New York Police Department to invade Poland, breaking several peacetime...
BREAKING: Fauci admits to using Common Core math on wildly inaccurate COVID models
The top health expert in the world, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has been rocked with allegations that he used Common Core...
Billions confident the creator of Windows will protect them from a virus
Billions of people across the globe are waiting with bated breath for the maker of the Windows computer operating system,...
Cenk Uygur claims Armenian genocide was actually a COVID-19 outbreak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of denying the 20th century Armenian genocide by the Young Turks, Cenk Uygur finally...
