Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump is no longer president
US—Many Democrats are flying high after the culmination of more than four years’ of bipartisan work to end the reign...
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BREAKING: Democrats promise to not steal anymore elections once they have all the power
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats have officially promised to not steal anymore elections once they have all the power. "We pinky swear...
BREAKING: Biden declares Republicans will only get 3/5ths of a vote from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold strategy to unify the country, President-elect Joe Biden has declared that, going forward, Republicans will only...
Local Democrat eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to determine his own opinion
HARTFORD, CT—Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Democrat voter Daniel McGravy is patiently waiting for...
Dems say we can’t investigate election fraud because ‘we’ve run out of investigations’
US—After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can’t be any more investigations because, "we have...
AOC to compile list of political enemies once she learns how to read and write
On November 6, 2020, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's intern tweeted from her account: https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1324807776510595078 Follow up interviews clarified the...
Committee swears this debate will be totally unbiased
Nashville, TN- The final presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump will be held this Thursday night in Nashville,...
Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...
Early voting found to be 116% free of fraud
NASHVILLE—Early voting has begun in Tennessee and the secretary of state has announced that it has been 116 percent free...
Trump slammed for unauthorized restroom visit at Walter Reed
BETHESDA,MD--President Trump was slammed recently due to his unauthorized restroom visit as a COVID-19 patient at Walter Reed hospital. Critics...
