LEAKED: Hillary Clinton votes for Trump in MSNBC office pool
Josh Crenshaw has been doing custodial work at MSNBC for, well, so long he can't remember. Walking by one of...
Election 2020
Joe Biden publishes official list of what ‘Voters Don’t Deserve to Know’
Temporary candidate for president Joe Biden has already proclaimed voters don't deserve to know his handlers position on court packing....
Angry celebrities threaten to stay in America if Trump is reelected
US—Many angry celebrities, worried about the possibility of another four years of Donald Trump, have pulled out all the stops...
Biden boat parade in Louisiana a success
BATON ROUGE, LA—The Joe Biden boat parade in Louisiana was a success as coffins unearthed by deadly flooding were spotted...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris will announce her VP pick this week
The Democratic pick for the next president of the United States, Kamala Harris, will announce her pick for vice president...
Lori Lightfoot reminds Chicagoans that living people can vote too
CHICAGO--Dressed in her favorite Halloween costume, Beetlejuice, Mayor Lori Lightfoot made a special announcement today to remind Chicagoans that living...
Taylor Swift announces another bad decision about men
Taylor Swift, the singer who has made a fortune singing about the bad decisions she's made about men, has announce...
BREAKING: Pence’s excellent debate responses fed by covert drone fly
SALT LAKE CITY--Vice President Mike Pence's excellent debate responses were fed to him by a covert drone fly that was...
Chris Wallace replaced by mother of toddlers in next presidential debate
CLEVELAND—After an utter failure of moderator Chris Wallace to control the first presidential debate, organizers have replaced him with someone...
Sweet Meteor O’Death surges in the polls after dismal presidential debate
CLEVELAND—The inanimate celestial body Sweet Meteor O'Death, which will be passing by Earth shortly before the US presidential election surged...
