Democrats launch investigation into why so many people want free and fair elections
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats in House Oversight Committee have launched an investigation into why there's so much interest from American voters...
Joe Biden
Joe Biden in ‘The Jerk’
Move over Steve Martin! This is a role Joe Biden was born for!
Biden confirms that all door-to-door vaccine-checkers will be named Karen
WASHINGTON, DC—Providing more details for the unprecedented door-to-door vaccination checkers in his new COVID vaccine plan will be named Karen....
Collector who wants to buy Hunter Biden’s piece of sh*t for $500k wants to remain anonymous
LOS ANGELES, CA—Hunter Biden is preparing to sell several piles of his own feces at an upcoming art exhibition for as...
Biden bans ‘assault Legos’ after FBI finds Capitol set at Jan 6 rioter’s home
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden on Thursday announced a ban on assault Legos after the FBI revealed they had seized a “fully...
White House unveils uniforms for new door-to-door vaccine informants
WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden announced Tuesday that his administration would step up efforts to get Americans vaccinated against COVID-19 with a new...
72 Chicagoans shot by black white supremacists July 4th weekend
US—As President* Joe Biden has made abundantly clear, white supremacy is the most lethal threat to America—more deadly than Antifa...
POLL: Most Americans unimpressed with their 12-month free trial of communism
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 12-month free...
BREAKING: Donald Rumsfeld to personally lead expedition to Hell to find Iraq’s WMD
WASHINGTON, DC—Determined to be proven right about Iraq's stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction in 2003, President* Joe Biden has...
BREAKING: Skydiver who forgot his parachute dies from white supremacy
US—As President* Joe Biden has made abundantly clear, white supremacy is the most lethal threat to America—more deadly than Antifa...
