Biden urges Ukranians to prepare for Russian invasion by ‘getting vaccinated now’
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden has released a public service announcement telling Ukrainians to prepare for invasion by the Russians...
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QUIZ: Ukraine after the Russian invasion or Minneapolis after a mostly peaceful protest?
This is probably the most difficult quiz we've published. Can you guess what this is a picture of: Ukraine following...
BREAKING: France has just surrendered
PARIS—After Russian forces invaded Ukraine at 5am local time, France, which is thousands of miles away wants nothing to do...
BREAKING: Trudeau retaliates for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine by declaring war on Canada
OTTAWA—Following the aggressive move by Russia to move troops into two breakaway regions of eastern Ukraine, Canadian Prime Minister Justin...
Putin promises will only leave a few tourist buses behind near the Ukraine border
MOSCOW—Russian President Putin assured the Western powers that his troops are leaving the Ukraine border. “The high-season is coming and...
Trudeau: Russia may invade Ukraine as long as they don’t honk horns or bring bouncy castles
OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared that Russia may invade and occupy Ukraine as long as they don't honk their horns....
To prepare for war, Ukrainian troops undergo emergency Critical Race Theory training
UKRAINE—As the nation awaits a Russian invasion, military leaders ordered all soldiers receive last minute critical race theory lessons in...
Ukraine troops wash, wax, vacuum tanks; get ready for capture
UKRAINE—Major General Victor Nikolyuk, Northern Commander ordered all Ukrainian armored vehicles to be vacuumed and washed. “When the Russians capture...
BREAKING: Ghost of Colin Powell says Russia is hiding Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction in Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to increase generate support for a war against Russia, the Biden* administration summoned the ghost of...
BREAKING: Biden threatens to bomb Ukraine if Russia doesn’t invade it soon
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bizarre announcement, US President* Joe Biden threatened the Ukraine that he was going to "bomb the sh*t...
