Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Missing Joe Biden will now be featured on milk cartons

Justin Case August 16, 2021

US—Milk carton manufacturers will be featuring a picture of President* Joe Biden on their packaging in an effort to find...

Biden to add 87 Supreme Court justices in memory of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Rafi Metz January 21, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden announced today within his first 100 days, he’ll be adding 87 new justices to the Supreme...

Anticipating SCOTUS riots: Trump calls up clone army

Gumpers September 22, 2020

Fearing Democrats will make good on their threats and burn down America if he so much as whispers a nomination...

Republicans encourage Nancy Pelosi to join Ginsburg in a new kind of #MeToo movement

Justin Case September 22, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—As we have heard from virtually every Democrat in both the House and Senate, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a...

Joe Biden pulls support for Ruth Bader Ginsburg memorial after learning ‘she ain’t black’

Justin Case September 22, 2020

Though notorious RBG hasn't been put to ground as of this writing, mourners and hysterical Liberals have been descending on...

BREAKING: Dems decriminalize necromancy to bring back Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the dead

The Lonely Rogue September 21, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Democratic lawmakers met today in an “emergency” meeting in order to arrange and pass a bill through both the...

Dems have evidence Trump’s next SCOTUS nominee ‘drowned immigrant trans puppies’ for fun

Richie Richards September 19, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Following the recent passing of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, President Donald Trump's replacement nominee has already...

CNN: Ruth Bader Ginsburg enjoying fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife

Exavier Saskagoochie September 18, 2020

(CNN) Ruth Bader Ginsburg, champion of abortion rights who died on Friday is enjoying a fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife,...