Jack Dorsey launches ‘Bitter’ for all disaffected liberals who’ve left Twitter
SILICON VALLEY—Former Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has launched "Bitter", the social media app for all disaffected liberals who have left...
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Twitter destroying docs before Elon Musk invasion
Genesius Times have uncovered exclusive video footage of Twitter executives burning documents related to their censorship algorithm before Elon Musk...
I’m going on a hunger strike if Elon Musk takes over Twitter
I haven't written in a few months because I've been paralyzed with fear that my lone outlet in the world...
BREAKING: Elon Musk invades Twitter; workers barricade themselves on 8th floor, plead for Biden to declare ‘no buy’ zone
SAN FRANCISCO—Twitter employees at the Market St. headquarters stacked furniture, shelving and anything they could find against office doors, determined...
CNN: Elon Musk could threaten free speech on Twitter by literally allowing people to speak freely
(CNN) Elon Musk became the largest shareholder of Twitter on Monday, which could threaten free speech on the platform by...
BREAKING: Florida invades Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too
TALLAHASSEE—The state of Florida has invaded the sovereign nation of Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too. Florida also...
Abraham Lincoln quote on online arguments
This is one of my favorite Lincoln quotes. It really summarizes the current age of Twitter arguments. Lincoln was so...
Elon Musk buys Twitter for $600B to label all CDC tweets as misinformation
AUSTIN—The world's wealthiest man and recent Time Person of the Year Elon Musk has purchased the legacy social media platform...
Twitter bans Twitter for allowing CDC tweets contradicting CDC
TWATVILLE, CA—Social media behemoth Twitter has been banned indefinitely from its own platform for violating its community standards of not...
Facebook, Twitter fact-checkers halt vicious lies that Hunter Biden is related to Joe Biden
US—Earlier this week video was released of Hunter Biden naked with a hooker complaining about Russians stealing his laptop for...
