Leonardo DiCaprio points out all the suckers to Greta Thunberg from his private jet
Teen climate activist phenom Greta Thunberg recently made friends with actor and jet-setter Leonardo DiCaprio. They took a hike, at...
Month: November 2019
Local parents arrested for giving 13-year-old child beer while celebrating her chemical castration
A local couple is in jail for giving their transgender daughter beer during a celebration of her getting life-threatening hormone...
President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy
In an awkward ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded Robert "Beto" O'Rourke his participation trophy for the 2020...
Schwarzenegger meets real life cyborg sent back in time to kill off humanity
Terminator actor Arnold Schwarzenegger had the opportunity recently to meet a real life cyborg sent back in time to kill...
Jeffrey Epstein voted straight party ticket in yesterday’s election
Jeffrey Epstein, who was last seen departing the coroner's office after committing suicide while on suicide watch in a New...
BREAKING: Schiff says MNF’s ‘momentum cat’ was a Russian asset that colluded with Trump
Democrats are now investigating another collusion story regarding President Donald Trump and foreign governments. This story involves something far more...
Disney hopes to turn 1 million people gay with Frozen 2
Disney CEO Robert Iger said that they are hoping to turn one million people gay through their new feature Frozen...
REPORT: There are now more black white supremacists than white white supremacists
A report from the prestigious Social Justice Institute of America shows that there are officially more black white supremacists in...
Trump revokes California disaster funding after Gov Newsom caught spending it on sex-change operations for firefighters
President Trump announced today that it was withholding any further disaster relief for California for the wildfires after Governor Gavin...
Beto scores endorsement for ‘Nacho President’ Doritos chip flavor
Things are looking up for former congressman and former presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke who recently dropped out of the race....
