Activists raze Columbus, OH to the ground in reparation for Christopher Columbus
Columbus, OH—207 years after its founding, activists have started tearing down buildings and dismantling the transportation system as a way...
Year: 2019
NY’s Cuomo unable to remove mysterious red stains from hands
For a week, New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo has been dealing with a mysterious red stain on his hands. The...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez campaigns with Dr. Evil for $1 million minimum wage
After many municipalities have mandated employers pay a minimum wage of $15 an hour, others are campaigning for higher minimum...
Pope Francis to bring back Inquisition for Cuomo, New York legislators after abortion bill
After New York passed a bill allowing abortion to be performed up to the point of birth, calls have come...
NY’s Cuomo can’t figure out why demons are tormenting him since signing abortion bill
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has a lot of problems as leader of New York. Now, his problems include several...
White supremacists applaud New York abortion law that will kill more minorities than ever
The New York Legislature has passed an ultra-progressive bill that Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed, making abortion legal up to...
New York Governor Cuomo wears pink to celebrate all the female babies he’s going to kill
In a proud moment for all women, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo wore a pink tie and has instructed the...
NFL referees Cavaletto and Robinson ‘pretty sure’ Hurricane Katrina didn’t happen either
After the Saints-Rams game, which included the worst no-call in football history, referees Cavaletto and Robinson made some more bold...
Ocasio-Cortez to quit Congress and become full-time soothsayer
New York, N.Y.—In an abrupt announcement not a month into her historic first term, N.Y. Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez has declared...
DC city council outlaws ‘smiling terrorism’ after Covington Catholic incident
You've probably seen the video. A teenage boy--all 110 pounds of him--looking at a grown man and smiling. It's horrifying...
