Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
DEARBORN, MI — With the Vespa mandarinia, or better known as "murder hornets," arrival in the United States, some hornets...
Month: May 2020
VIDEO: How to feel good about yourself for obeying corrupt politicians and listening to lying media
This is a wonderful example of how we should all behave in the new normal of a COVID world. JP...
Mayor Lightfoot explains why her haircuts are essential and yours aren’t
Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, has ordered a Chicago lockdown and all hair salons to close. However, as she recently...
Twitter automatically changes all old #IBelieveHer hashtags to #IBelieveJoe
Twitter has done it again. With so many cutting edge technologies like increasing the allowed length of tweet from 140...
Democrats already working on excuse for absence of flags at National Convention
MILWAUKEE — With the Democratic National Convention only two months away, the DNC is preparing their response for the anticipated...
Murder hornets have mutated and it’s worse than you could imagine
Entomologists from around the globe have discovered a mutation in the deadly Asian murder hornets, and it's worse than you...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
De Blasio posts ‘Work From Home Sets You Free’ signs around New York City
In an uplifting public relations campaign, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has posted signs around the five boroughs...
GT’s Official Guide to the ‘New Normal’
Everyone hears about the "new normal", which is to replace the "old normal" which nobody thought was "normal" in the...
Gov Whitmer mandates beekeeper suits for everyone in public until murder hornet threat subsides
EAST LANSING — Governor Gretchen Whitmer has issued a new protective order for the state in the wake of murder...
