Chicago criminals promise to stop killing everyone if the city defunds the police
CHICAGO—Hardened criminals and ruthless killers across the Chicagoland area vowed to stop being bad if the police were defunded. 'Defund...
Month: June 2020
BREAKING: Antifa declares Washington DC its own country; rest of US pretty much okay with that
Antifa activists, who have taken over sections of blue cities thanks to appeasement by local officials may have accidentally saved...
BREAKING: 160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending Trump rally next week
PHOENIX—160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending the Trump rally in Phoenix next week, sources have told CNN. "This...
Antifa replaces all racist statues with sculpture of Obama performing abortion on black woman
The Antifa mob has been busy tearing down racist statues of Junipero Serra, Theodore Roosevelt, and Michael Jackson across the...
Statues of Dr. Anthony Fauci are being defaced and torn down across America
Dr. Anthony Ulysses S. Grant Fauci's statues are everywhere these days. Most have been outside American hospitals for centuries but...
BREAKING: Political rallies are unsafe again
TULSA--After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help to fight COVID-19 in some...
BREAKING: Africa is cancelled after experts discover historical links to slavery
As conversations about race relations surprisingly ramp up during a major U.S. election year, people all around the world are...
CHAZ releases first international tourism video
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past...
Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
Chick-fil-A CEO calls on patrons to repent for eating at Chick-fil-A, start eating only Popeyes
Dan Cathy has just purchased a newly designed gun. This gun can only be fired at feet. Well, not anybody's...
