Biden to mandate coverage for 3-year-olds who want to transition to T-Rex
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden took a brave and stunning stand again LGBTQ+ discrimination in his town hall Thursday....
Year: 2020
Gov Newsom limits gatherings to 3 families if a midget is present and no laughing
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has decreed a new set of social distancing guidelines from on high allowing the peasant classes to...
BREAKING: Biden admits ‘bad dude’ Corn Pop is actually his son Hunter
WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has admitted that his old adversary Corn Pop, who he labelled "a bad dude"...
Biden explains what it means to be black
Ex-Vice President Joe Biden sat down with Millennial Science Magazine for their special 'race issue'. MS: Since you uttered what...
Biden says he didn’t know about Burisma because he doesn’t ‘know what’s going on about anything’
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden claims that he didn't know about what went on between his son Hunter Biden...
Klobuchar proposes lighting Barrett on fire ‘to see if she’s a witch’
WASHINGTON DC—Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee...
LEAKED: Hillary Clinton votes for Trump in MSNBC office pool
Josh Crenshaw has been doing custodial work at MSNBC for, well, so long he can't remember. Walking by one of...
Senator Whitehouse proves Barrett is funded by Emperor Palpatine ‘dark money’
WASHINGTON DC—In a stunning presentation during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing for Amy Coney Barrett, Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) proved without...
Joe Biden publishes official list of what ‘Voters Don’t Deserve to Know’
Temporary candidate for president Joe Biden has already proclaimed voters don't deserve to know his handlers position on court packing....
Dilithium crystals found in Utah, Elon Musk promises warp drive by 2027
We found Elon Musk at his Fremont Production facility and managed an interview: GT: The discovery of the dilithium crystals...
